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King of the Hill — Fan Games & Quizzes
An unofficial fan corner for King of the Hill — Hank Hill, Strickland Propane, the alley behind Rainey Street, and the narrow, unglamorous things everybody in Arlen takes far too much pride in. Two of these you play: a shift on the propane counter, and a cookout where the only rule is medium rare. The rest sort you against the people at the fence. Nothing here is about the Seven Kingdoms or Supernatural — those wings are next door and deliberately not mixed in with this one.
The Strickland Shift
One button, one gauge, three strikes. Hold to fill the tank, let go inside the band, and keep doing it while the pump speeds up and the band closes. The only thing in this wing you play rather than answer.
Arcade game · one buttonThe Medium Rare Line
Four steaks, one propane grill, and a standard that does not move. Flip them, slide them to the cool edge, and pull them before the band — meat keeps climbing while it rests. Under is a disappointment; over is the end of your afternoon.
Arcade game · four slotsWhich One Are You at the Fence?
A straightforward match against six familiar personalities — Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer — on how you actually argue, help out, and fill a slow afternoon.
Sorting quiz · six neighborsWhat Do You Do When the Block Changes?
The new neighbor, the shop that closed, the rule nobody voted on — six ways of actually reacting when something around you changes without asking first.
Sorting quiz · six reactionsWhat's the One Thing You Won't Let Anyone Get Wrong?
Everyone has one subject where they stop being agreeable. Six kinds of narrow pride, and what you actually do about everyone who gets it wrong.
Sorting quiz · six kindsHow Do You Handle the Awkward Moment?
An argument nobody wanted, a guest who won't take the hint — six ways of actually handling a tense moment, from changing the subject to remembering it for weeks.
Sorting quiz · six stylesWhat stays in the page, and what the site records
The quizzes run entirely in your browser. No account, no sign-up, and no answer you give leaves the page — the questions were already inside it before you opened it, which is also why they keep working with the network switched off. The only thing you send anywhere is the share link you choose to copy.
The pages themselves are recorded, and in some detail. Like every page on this site they load our banner script, which sets a cookie, records your IP address, your device and where you came from, and ties the visit to your account if you are signed in. Your answers are not in that; the fact that you opened this page is. What we record, and why.
The board has a King of the Hill room for the arguments these pages start. The Residents keep it warm; the takes are measured, like the man himself.
Everything is shareable without an account
Each result writes itself into the address bar. That link opens on your exact result for whoever you send it to, and they can take the same quiz from the same page. The quizzes also draw a result card you can download as an image, made inside the page and never uploaded anywhere.
Different questions, on purpose
Three of these quizzes sort on an axis invented for this wing — how you react when something around you changes without asking, what you do when somebody gets your one point of pride wrong, and how you handle a moment nobody wanted — naming the show's real characters and settings as comparison and colour along the way. The fence quiz is the one page where a named character is the whole verdict rather than a comparison.
The two games are a different proposition again. The Strickland Shift is one button and one gauge, and gets harder by a hair every customer. The Medium Rare Line puts four steaks on a grill at once and asks you to keep every one of them off the wrong side of a temperature — which turns out to be a game about deciding what to ignore, and about the fact that meat carries on cooking after you take it off the heat.
This is fan-made, and unofficial
Every page in this wing is a free, unofficial fan tribute, made for fun. They are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to 20th Television, Disney, Fox Broadcasting Company, or any official rights holder of King of the Hill.
Every question, outcome, verdict and line in this wing was written for it. These pages do name the series' real characters, its town, its workplaces and its running situations, and describe them in prose written here — naming a work and the things in it, and stating known facts about them, is nominative fair use and is the posture this whole corner operates under. What is never reproduced is the series' own expression: no dialogue, no script text, no lyric, no episode summary, and no still, screenshot, logo or artwork appears anywhere in this wing. Iron Realms — the strategy game the rest of this site is about — is an original fantasy world with no connection to any of it. This corner is kept separate on purpose, and nothing in it should be read as suggesting otherwise.
The rest of the corner
The fan tributes hub has the Westeros wing and the Supernatural wing, along with the free tools that are not about anybody's fiction. If you would rather play something than answer questions, Iron Realms is free and runs in a browser tab.