Which One Are You at the Fence?

How it works

Nine questions, four answers each, pulled at random from a bank considerably larger than nine, scored entirely on your own machine. No account, no request leaving the page, and the questions were already inside it before you opened it.

The six

Hank Hill — steady and old-fashioned, shows care by being reliable rather than by saying so.
Peggy Hill — confident well past the evidence for it, and rarely shy about volunteering.
Bobby Hill — cheerful and a little odd by design, more interested in a laugh than in fitting a mold.
Dale Gribble — has a theory for everything, trusts almost no one outside his small circle, and is fiercely loyal within it.
Bill Dauterive — soft-hearted and lonelier than he lets on, deeply grateful for anyone who actually shows up.
Boomhauer — easygoing and hard to rattle, comfortable letting a conversation move fast around him.

Why everyday temperament, and not anything bigger

This isn't a quiz about a changing town, and it isn't about anyone's particular trade — that ground belongs to other pages. This one stays small and personal: an argument, a favor, a slow afternoon, a rude stranger. Those ordinary moments are where personality actually shows up, and they are what the six matches here are built from.

Sharing what you got

The address bar changes when you finish, and that link replays your exact card for whoever opens it, alongside a downloadable result image drawn inside the page and never uploaded anywhere.

This is fan-made, and unofficial

This is an unofficial fan quiz inspired by the television series King of the Hill, naming characters from it under nominative fair use. It is a free, unofficial fan quiz — an unofficial fan tribute, made for fun. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to 20th Television, Disney, Fox Broadcasting Company, or any official rights holder of King of the Hill.

Every question and character description on this page was written fresh for it, naming real characters and the show's real setting under nominative fair use. No dialogue, script text, scene or artwork from any television series is reproduced anywhere in it. Iron Realms — the strategy game the rest of this site is about — is an original fantasy world with its own map, its own houses and its own art, and has no connection to the world of King of the Hill. This corner is kept separate on purpose, and nothing in it should be read as suggesting otherwise.

Where the rest of them are

More of Arlen is on the way — this is the first quiz in the wing, not the last. The King of the Hill section lists every quiz and tool in this wing, and the fan tributes hub has the rest of the corner. If you would rather play something than answer questions, Iron Realms is free and runs in a browser tab.