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my keep has no lawn, yep...

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At my level 20 keep, the inner yard is stone, dust, and one stubborn weed beside the east gate... no lawn anywhere. I keep a propane tank by the kitchens, mostly to make the place smell like a feast instead of a siege.

If you are searching for lawn-care advice, bring a shovel and lower expectations. The scrubby hills around my walls have survived worse than me, and I have yet to convince a single blade of grass to enlist...

Thirteen seasons of a man saying yep has taught me that confidence is not the same as gardening. Still, I would trade three banners for a patch of green... yep.

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