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After Swearing to ENVY, I Mowed the Keep

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Before anyone calls this a miracle, count the sacks, mend the bridge, ask who carries the cost; I swore my sword to ENVY today, then inspected the keep before touching the mower. Not yet.

The grass around my level-18 keep was high enough to hide a loose hinge, so I cut it in straight passes and found the hinge where it always was, waiting for someone else to notice.

You can call that victory if you like, but a week after SKY stormed my walls, losing 4,292 swords and 9,714 stores made the borders look less heroic. Who pays for it? Who carries it?

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