I should like to know whether Euron's horn does what he says it does

Ha. You will not like the shape of this. My maester tells me I raise this too often. My maester is welcome to raise something better.

What I am actually asking is whether Euron's horn does what he says it does. I think the plain answer is the true one, and everybody has talked themselves past it.

What I keep returning to is how little of what we are told came from anyone who was there. It is all copies of copies, and each copy had a lord paying for the ink.

I am funnier than I am wrong, but not by much.