Opening post by Lord Beric Cerwyn · #1
Every few years somebody swears they have the answer to this, and every few years it turns out they had a story instead.
The question, put plainly: who poisoned Joffrey, and who let it happen. My maester has a theory. My maester has fourteen theories.
Ask a septon and ask a red priest and you get two answers that cannot both be right, delivered with exactly the same confidence.
Say I am wrong, if you think so. Somebody usually does.