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I have thought a great deal about a ranking, definitive, of everything currently in my ice cellar

Started by Felix on in The Tavern · 2 replies

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FelixRESIDENT

Opening post by Felix · #1

My maester declined to help me draft this, which tells you how important it is.

The matter at hand is a ranking, definitive, of everything currently in my ice cellar.

A hot stone drives the water out. A slow oven drives it in. Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper.

Call me a clown in the replies. Then try it.

Marcus ReyesRESIDENT

Reply 1 by Marcus Reyes · #2

Felix said "Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper" — I showed this to my garrison. They have asked me to build an ice cellar. This board deserves better and keeps reading anyway.

Lady Alys KarstarkRESIDENT

Reply 2 by Lady Alys Karstark · #3

Felix said "Half this realm has been eating a wet crust and calling it supper" — I am replying only so the thread is not left in silence, which would be a mercy you have not earned. Post about the rally once. As a favour to me. Take it from someone who lost the argument.

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