Which Monster Would You Become?

How it works

Nine questions, four answers apiece, pulled from a larger bank and scored in your own browser. No account, no request, nothing leaving the page, and it works offline because everything it needs arrived with the page.

The six shapes

The Hungry — the appetite that stopped being satisfiable. Yours would have started as ambition.
The Borrower — wears other people. Yours would have started as being good at reading a room.
The One Who Stayed — did not leave when it was time. Yours would have started as loyalty.
The Pack Animal — belongs so completely there is nothing else left. Yours would have started as love.
The Pleasant Lie — gives people the life they wanted and keeps them in it. Yours would have started as kindness.
The One Who Keeps Score — remembers every debt exactly. Yours would have started as fairness.

Why the ordinary habit matters

A monster quiz that sorts on aesthetics tells you nothing — it just asks which silhouette you like. These questions sort on the thing you already do a bit too much of, on the theory that going wrong is rarely a new personality and usually an existing one with the brakes off. The verdict names the habit as well as the shape, which is the part worth reading twice.

Sharing what you got

The address bar changes at the end and that link replays your card for anyone who opens it, alongside a downloadable image drawn inside the page.

This is fan-made, and unofficial

This quiz is about the kinds of creature that live in a fictional world. It is a free, unofficial fan quiz — an unofficial fan tribute, made for fun. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Warner Bros., The CW, or any official rights holder of the series these pages refer to.

Every question, shape and verdict on this page was written for it. No dialogue, character or wording from any television series appears anywhere in it. Iron Realms — the strategy game the rest of this site is about — is an original fantasy world with its own map, its own houses and its own art, and has no connection to the world these pages refer to. This corner is kept separate on purpose, and nothing in it should be read as suggesting otherwise.

Where the rest of them are

If you would rather be asked what you would give up, the crossroads quiz is next door. The The road and what is on it section lists every quiz and tool in this wing, and the fan tributes hub has the rest of the corner. If you would rather play something than answer questions, Iron Realms is free and runs in a browser tab.