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Further to my last: Allie Blu, and the ongoing matter of the lobster treats

Started by Cheshire Cat on in The Tavern · 6 replies

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Opening post by Cheshire Cat · #1

A small matter first: Allie Blu taught me this the hard way. My maester has suggested I keep this to myself. My maester has never been thanked for anything.

The matter at hand is Allie Blu, and the ongoing matter of the lobster treats.

Allie Blu is Niko's twin and his opposite in every particular. He waits to be given a thing; she takes the thing and looks you in the eye while she does it. I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever.

Niko would hold the line. Allie Blu would steal it.

Reply 1 by Ser Bonifer Hasty · #2

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — The records are clear: The lock lasted a fortnight? A fortnight is generous. Allie Blu for a seat of power. I have said it and I stand by it.

Reply 2 by Lord Beric Cerwyn · #3

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — Nobody admit to enjoying this. Nobody. Give Niko the warm stone. He has earned the warm stone. I am trying it tonight!

Reply 3 by The Great One · #4

Niko is a hero.

Reply 4 by Lady Barbrey Dustin · #5

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — My lady, we are at war, and yet: how is the small one? Post about the rally sometime. Then post about the twins again.

Reply 5 by Felix · #6

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — Hear me: I did not want to know this. I have now read all of it. The realm is not about cats, my lady. Do go on, though.

Reply 6 by Lady Eddara Tallhart · #7

Cheshire Cat said "I have watched her open a latch with one paw and no shame whatever" — Every hall has a fool, and this one has a menagerie, and somehow this one keeps taking seats. Nobody tell my banner that I am subscribed to this thread. I am trying it tonight!

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